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AP Ticker’s SCRAPPLE NEWS Love of Cheese

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We begin in Jersey, where bridge troll Chris Christie’s tone def campaign for President continues to offend. If we’re not careful we might end up like the folks in West Virginia, where residents have been without clean tap water since a chemical spill earlier this week. Speaking of mutant monsters… The Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant is beyond fucked. Here in Philly, a 41 year old man has been driving the streets and soliciting women to eat swiss cheese off of his spicy sausage.

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